You can't make this stuff up

Avoiding bedtime, Aviana got up for the millionth time, this time claiming a need to use the bathroom. Jeremy and I were sitting at the table in the kitchen and she walked past us quickly and then stopped at the doorway into the next room. She turned and looked at us with a huge beaming smile and said with complete sincerity and joy........

"Do you know why I like going poop? Because I get to be in the bathroom for a long time. And I can look at the bathtub, I love looking at the bathtub!"

Then she spun around and skipped happily off to stare at the bathtub.